Vegetarian lawyer sues Chipotle for porking him!
If the fraud and false advertising claims in the class action lawsuit reported on here are accurate, then the ad above appears to be hogwash. Literally. Apparently, a Jewish vegetarian named Kevin Shenkman consumed Chipotle’s pinto beans for years reasonably presuming the beans also too to be vegetarian, especially since Chipotle servers told him they were. A Chipotle spokesman, whom I presume knows more than its servers, claimed the pinto beans always have contained bacon and said that the company has never claimed otherwise. Well, except for when its servers said the beans were vegetarian, but servers don’t really count, do they? I mean, just because they actually interact with the customer, doesn’t mean they know what it is that they’re selling to the customer. Chipotle’s spokesman also said that the company has agreed to roll out new menus that make it clear that the pinto beans are not kosher or vegetarian. A Jewish vegetarian unknowingly eating pork for years seems pretty terrible, and speaking of . . .
Terrible Towel® throws a wet towel on Terrible T-shirt.
At first glance this case seemed ridiculous to me — like the Steelers were trying to impermissibly protect an idea rather than a mark. However, after reading their lawsuit, I hear the rally cry of the Steelers on this one. AVS Foundation and The Pittsburgh Steelers filed **suit** against Eugene Berry and Eugene Berry Enterprises for trademark infringement, unfair competition, dilution and fraud as for manufacturing and selling “the Terrible Tee.” The AVS Foundation supports Allegheny Valley School, a Pennsylvania nonprofit that provides residences, residential care and habilitative services to developmentally disabled persons. AVS owns eleven federal trademark registrations for TERRIBLE TOWEL, and the Steelers organization is the exclusive licensee to market TERRIBLE TOWEL goods. The TERRIBLE TOWEL brand even has its own Wikipedia page. The suit alleges not only that the Terrible Tee is likely to cause consumer confusion, but that Berry tricked his tee shirt printer into printing the infringing shirts by producing a false letter that stated that Mr. Berry had a relationship with AVS. Now that’s just plain terrible. And in another ball field — er, um, court — the State Bar of Wisconsin is hoping to tackle LexisNexis . . .
Wisconsin Bar Sues Lawyers.com claiming lawyers will be confused.
Publications and practice materials, namely, books, magazines, newsletters, pamphlets, fill-in legal forms, and course materials in the field of law in Class 016
Association services, namely, promoting the interest of lawyers and improving the delivery of legal service in Class 035
Educational services and programs for lawyers, namely, providing continuing legal education courses in Class 041
The WI State Bar complaint alleges that LexisNexis recently adopted the logo on the right for its Lawyers.com website, causing inevitable consumer confusion given the similarity in the parties’ marks, the overlap in the services offered and the identical consumers targeted by each company under their respective marks. If ever there were a “sophisticated consumer,” I think we lawyers would like to think we’re it. But then again, what is the point of trademark registrations if a competitor can adopt a virtually identical mark for similar services targeted to the same consumers? LexisNexis seems to like to fight, so maybe we’ll actually get some law out of this one. Most firefighters fight fires, this firefighter fought for his trademark rights and won . . .
Firefighter douses Firehouse Subs trademark claims.
Firehouse Subs, with more than 440 locations nationwide, usually is quick to put out the fire on other attempts to use the FIREHOUSE mark for restaurant services. However, firefighter Heath Scurfield, proprietor of Scurfield’s Calli Baker’s Firehouse Bar & Grill, fought back and recently won a jury verdict not only finding Scurfield’s FIREHOUSE mark to be non-infringing, but also cancelling the FIREHOUSE SUBS registration based on fraud! Seems that Scurfield’s FIREHOUSE trademark use is one fire Firehouse Subs would have been better off to let smolder. If the thought of subs makes you hungry, grab a glass of pomegranate juice and check out this next dispute . . .
POM says POMPIS is just too close — is that pompous or what?
PomWonderful has marketed and sold its POM® brand pomegranate products for the past ten years. It has invested over 300 million dollars in the POM brand and has sold over 150 million bottles of POM brand juice since 2002. The complaint states that PomWonderful owns registrations for multiple POM marks including:
PomWonderful also alleges that, “Defendant intentionally designed its Pompis energy drink product to copy the inherently distinctive POMMarks, used and made famous by POM.” I gotta say, looking at the images above, I just don’t see what POM’s fussing about, but then again, maybe I’m missing something.